My name is James and I like bikes.

My bike is black and purple and has suspension so when I ride it is comfortable.

I like finger painting too. I went to school once and it was fun. I also like ice cream especially the one with 3 flavours. They call me the Ultimate Wang.

When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and ride my bike on the moon.

I like rocks and dinosaurs. They let me talk to people at Dirt Works, it is fun, I feel like I'm part of a wolf pack, not a lone wolf.

My best friend at work is Mildred, she sits next to me all day, only I can see her.

I like cheese and like to ride bikes too. My favourite Pokemon is Scyther, he is green and cool.

People call me special, because Dale thinks I'm special, he's like my daddy, sometimes. He asks me "who's your daddy?".

I sit next to Ame, she is nice but I think she is very poor as she asks people on the phone for money all the time.

I also sit next to Adrian, he is old and has hair on his face.

They don't let me down into the corner, they say a weird creature lives down the end of the office in a cave of paper.

I like Dirt Works.